It’s been a while since I stepped inside the blog realm. I look up and can still smell the scent of durag tails from my last visit. I’ve been meditating for a week straight to deliver the most potent slander I could, and do what should’ve been done two Maddens ago. Lil’ Wayne must be executed b. The very moment Wayne almost drowned in her pussy and then swam to her butt, I knew right then and there that the casket has closed shut on his lyrical ability. We as tax paying citizens can no longer stand by, and let these horrendous lines pollute and poison our precious Dre beats. Enough is e goddamn nough.
I had a pinch of hope for Wayne so I gave him one last chance, because mixtape Wayne is usually Wayne at his finest. But after hearing Dedication 4, that lonely ounce of hope I had, vanished into a thick cloud of despair. I’ve had it, gas is way too high for this bullshit b, it’s over for Wayne. This mixtape was the icing on the goddamn carrot cake. 15 whole tracks of this nigga eating pussy, slanging TrukFit and consuming more pussy. It’s overdraft fee music.
Not only is this hands and feet down, THE wackest mixtape of the year (no debating), but it also has the most atrocious lines that were ever recited inside of a vocal booth. So I took my snapback off, joined my nigga Nerd , and sat through these bars. I did it for you, I tortured myself for the people. I constructed a list for the world to see, so anybody in denial can finally understand that it is indeed closed curtains for Mr. Dwayne Carter. I bring to you, the Top 20 wackest lines on Dedication 4, let us pray.
20. Song: Burn
Wack Line: “I’ll Put A Hole In Your Apple, What That Is?…Apple Jacks”Wayne is out here with firearms that’ll quickly turn niggas into kellogg’s cereal. Be afraid my nigga, be very afraid.
19. Song: Cashed Out
Wack Line: “I Do Liv On Sunday’s…Church/ Step Up In That Mutha Fucka Fresher Than Some Certs“Wayne is comparing his dress game to a minty delight, that I haven’t seen at a gas station in years. The Mayans have got to be right.
18. Song: Amen
Wack Line: “I Got An O Of That White, What You Call That?….O KKK“I pulled over on the highway, got out my car, and just walked all the way to the next exit when I heard this. When lyrics like this ruin your afternoon, you just gotta take a walk to maintain sanity.
17. Song: Same Damn Tune
Wack Line: “I Make That Bitch Cum Till She Comes To A Conclusion/ I’m Ill Like An Illusion, I Got B’s Like A Student”That was a triple decker struggle lyrical whopper served to us with a small water and no ice. I never heard 3 wack bars constructed into 1 line like that. This is a hi definition 1080p bundle of not poppin’.
16. Song: Same Damn Tune
Wack Line: “Totally Dude, I’m White Boy Wasted/ She Can’t Wait To Take Her Drawers Off Like Braces“I’m a just say this…..The bitch I had in my whip when this line came through the speakers still won’t text me back.
15. Song: Get Smoked
Wack Line: “These Niggas Think They The Shit…These Niggas Perfume“For all you niggas out there thinking you’re the shit, Wayne begs to differ. He in fact, believes you niggas are actually just a beautiful fragrance, an elegant mist if you will.
Sidenote: Wayne really got washed by a full grown fuckin’ baby on this track.
14. Song: No Lie
Wack Line: “Red Bone With A Tongue Ring/ We Get Home And She Go Straight For That Head….Gun Range“Nigga….WHAT?! Like, I know what this nigga’s saying, but at the same time in my head I’m like “What The Fuck Is This Nigga Saying?” I’m a just close my Macbook and reflect for a few moments.
13. Song: Same Damn Tune
Wack Line: “Put That Dick Up In Her Spleen, I Shine Like Afro Sheen“Only Wayne’s level of shininess can compare to a trusty can of afro sheen. One day I hope my shine measures up to the way afro sheen makes a whole head of hair glisten. Smh niggas gotta get their shines up b.
12. Song: Cashed Out
Wack Line: “Keep Stuntin With Yo Bitch Ass…You’ll Get Jacked And Jilled Nigga“Nigga this occurred at :18
11. Song: Cashed Out
Wack Line: “And If She Bounce That Ass Then I’m Dribbling/ That Pussy So Wet…It Turned To A Gremlin“And nigga this happened at :40
10. Song: Cashed Out
Wack Line: “I Got A Black Bitch And A Red Bitch…I Call Them Hoes Aunt Vivian“Nigga and this? At :47. Not only were those last 3 horrific lines all on the same track, but they all were said within the first 60 seconds. These terrible bars flew out of Wayne’s diamond fronts at a guinness world record rate, and nobody unplugged a single wire of recording equipment.
09. Song: Burn
Wack Line: “Shoot Your Ass 100 Times And Stand Over Ya/ Lil Tunechi So Fly I Got Arachnophobia“What Wayne is basically saying to you niggas is, the garments on his back are so fly, he developed a fear of spiders. Let that one marinate under your snapback, that’s deep.
08. Song: Burn
Wack Line: “We Pull Triggers, Not Coat Tails And Make Lump Sums…..Oatmeal“Yup, he really used instant hot cereal as a metaphor for lump sums. Probably wasn’t even referring to the apple cinnamon kind either, just the original poverty plain packet.
07. Song: Amen
Wack Line: “Hey Baby Let’s Make A Porn/ Bump Bump….Devil Horns“On a scale from Papoose to Memphis Bleek without a fitted, this was a Hell Rell concert on the struggle meter.
06. Song: Don’t Like
Wack Line: “All My Niggas Wanna Fuck, And She Gon Let Us Like A Salad Bar“Let us….Lettuce…Salad bar, get it? You don’t just come up with wack shit like that on your own, you gotta go through special ops training.
05. Song: Don’t Like
Wack Line: “Call Me DMX Cuz I Keep Me A Bad Bitch“Lmaaaaaaao
04. Song: Magic
Wack Line: “My Goons Bout That Trigger Play/ Murk One Of These Soft Niggas, Now I’m In Court For A Pillow Case“I just feel sorry for the ink in the pen that was sacrificed to inscribe this lyrical abomination.
03. Song: Don’t Like
Wack Line: “She Ride A Nigga So Fast My Dick Feel Like It’s Been Car Jacked“We have entered the Top 3. The wackness has now reached spinal cord tingling levels.
02. Song: Green Ranger
Wack Line: “I’m From The NO, Stretch Niggas Out Like Limos/ That Uzi Go ZIT ZIT ZIT ZIT ZIT ZIT….That’s Pimples“They should’ve shot him. Wayne should’ve been shot while recording this, like the sniper shot Colin Farrell in Phone Booth.
01. Song: Get Smoked
Wack Line: “I’m High As Captain Kirk/ If We Run Out Of Work, We Rob…Like Bert“You know what?….Fuck life, I’m out.
There you have it, the Top 20 wackest lines in existence, all compressed onto one tape. What more evidence do you need to believe that is Lil Wayne’s worst project in history? I have no clue how any of you niggas could sit through this not held up at gunpoint. IfDedication 4′s still in your rotation after reading this, all hope for your soul is lost. Well that’s my time niggas. Ya’ll be cool how ya’ll be cool.
But before I forget…If your sidechick is getting the iPhone 5 and your main chick isn’t, you might as well make her wifey
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